Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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