- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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