- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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