- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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