- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

How old is victor? Half past dead

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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