- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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