- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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