- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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