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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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