What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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