- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Knock Knock Who's there

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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