- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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