- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

i'm hard

13 =B you just learned something

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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