- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A man walks into a vagina

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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