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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

knock knock who's there? faith

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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