How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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