why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Badabing.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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12/23/2012

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Anti Joke

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