- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A house comes around the corner.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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