- Anti Joke

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.