A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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