- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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