- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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