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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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