"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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