- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A hill billy went fishing

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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