Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

N-E Pats never cheated

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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