- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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