Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Japan

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Women's rights.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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