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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Anti Joke

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