- Anti Joke

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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