- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

every knight i see an owl at window

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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