Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Adam Chebali is awesome

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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