- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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