- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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