- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Obama lin Baden.

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