Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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rent a cops

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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