Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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