- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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