knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

cory

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

womens rights.

12/23/2012

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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