You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

N-E Pats never cheated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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