Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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haha

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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were you expecting a joke

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Anti Joke

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