- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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