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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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