- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

salad days!

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