Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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