- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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