- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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