yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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