- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

You are joking right?

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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