- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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