Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

like most people my age. im 27

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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