Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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