- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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