- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Good job, son.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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