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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.