roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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