What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Women's rights.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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