How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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