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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Knock Knock Who did that?

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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