- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Hello

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??