- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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