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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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