- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A guy at a baseball game....

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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