- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Pickle

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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