What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

quantum physics?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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