A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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