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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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