- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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