- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

I had friends on the Death Star.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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