- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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