How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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