Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Gay rights.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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