Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

homosexual rights to marriage

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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