Golf.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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I'm Polish.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Yellow People !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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