Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

If life gives you lemonade.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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