A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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