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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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