- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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