how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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