A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Anti Joke

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