What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Who is it?

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Hello

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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women's rights

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