Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Man U

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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