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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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black chicken. kfc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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