what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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the game

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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