Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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can you pass the soap?

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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