- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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