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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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