- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Badabing.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

your no better than a cockroach

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Wait! hundred billions!

knock knock... ...no answer

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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