What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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