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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

I'm tired.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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