A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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