- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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