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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Nobody cares maddie!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Women outside of the kitchen.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

I am a mime

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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