- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Equal rights!

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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