- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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