- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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