Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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