Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

homosexual rights to marriage

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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