What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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