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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What's big and messy? A big mess

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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