- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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