Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

SHUT UP JP

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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