How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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