Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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