- Anti Joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A Chinese man fails a math test

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.