Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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