- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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