- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

YOU

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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