- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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