Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

One time i was sitting down

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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