- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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