- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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