What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

im @ work, LOL.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

One, two, three, four and five

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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