roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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