- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

a chinese man pays the full price

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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