- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Horse.

Women deserve equal rights.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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