Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Alchohol.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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