What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Good job, son.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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