- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

the WNBA.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's the difference between a duck?

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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