Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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