What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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