- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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