John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

I am a mime

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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