What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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