Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Fat? Jesse Z

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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