Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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PICKLES

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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