- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Andoni was here

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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