- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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