- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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