Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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