- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Women's professional sports

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

The New York Giants

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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