- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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