- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Knock, knock. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Jovan

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why? Why not?

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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