- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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