Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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