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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

If you have a stroke, call 000

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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