I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Michael Brown

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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